harold was a baby

,

and then he was a toddler

,

and then he was a little kid

,

and then he was a bigger little kid

,

and he liked sports

,

and he played them
for like a lifetime

,

and then he was a teenager

,

and he didn't play sports anymore

,

and then he had a girlfriend

,

and they went out
for like a lifetime

,

and then they broke up

,

and then he had other girlfriends

,

and then he liked music

,

and then he graduated from highschool

,

and then he saw the serenity prayer

,

and then he became more spiritual

,

and then he became a vegetarian

,

and then he went to college

,

and he did drugs in college
for like a lifetime

,

and then he graduated from college

,

and he then he stopped doing drugs

,

and he stopped being a vegetarian

,

and then he met a girl

,

and they went on a date and it lasted
for like a lifetime

,

and then he married her

,

and then he got a job

,

and then he divorced her

,

and then he married someone else

,

and then he divorced her

,

and then he was walking to a train station

,

and he was walking down the steps

,

and he didn't notice anybody around

,
and then he was cornered by two men wearing old sports jerseys and do-rags

,

and then one of the men punched him in the face

,

and then the other man punched him in the stomach

,

and then the first man kicked him in the side

,

and then harold was told to give up his wallet

,

and then harold cried for help

,

and then the second man punched him in the face

,

and then the first man pulled out a gun

,

and harold gazed into the barrel of the gun
for like a lifetime

,

and that was harold