pereubuisjesus

Once upon a time there were two hands:  the hand of hate and the hand of love.  They fought each other for no reason.  God cried.  The hand of hate ate the hand of love and digested it in its wrist.  The human that the hands were part of said "ow! ow! ow!" and went to the hospital.  In hospital, the human held a book with the hand of hate.  The hand of hate was slack with food-coma but the human was still able to hold things.  "I can never love anyone!  I'll never find anyone to love me now that I only have one hand!  What's more, the hand I have left is the less desirable hand, the hand of hate!" said the human later that night, crying in th

The Blur Witch Project Once upon a time, Damon Albarn and his band, Gorillaz, went to the British grocery store, Sainsbury's.  Sainsbury's was owned by Lord Sainsbury who lived in the Control Center next door. "Tally Ho, Pip Pip," said the Lord as Gorillaz approached the gates.  "Welcome to my supermarket!  Could I interest you in some cheese-and-onion Walker's Crisps?" "No," said Damon Albarn, "We've come to exterminate the witch," "Exterminate the Witch!  Of Course!  Wot-wot..." said Lord Sainsbury, flinging open the gates.  "I'm participating in a motocross tournament, so I regret to say I will not be in later on.  I've left you a check

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